幽默英语情景剧剧本《出租车司机》

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一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。

Cast

Erin Chang： Robber

Debby Tsai： Police officer

Serrin Lee： Betel nut girl

Alec Zhao： Ghost student

Leo Lee： Taxi driver

Yi-ling Chen： Pregnant woman

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Summary

This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy： Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

Betel nut girl： Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.

Tommy： Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

Betel nut girl： Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

Betel nut girl： How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy： Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

Betel nut girl： Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

Tommy： What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!

Betel nut girl： I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.

Tommy： (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.

Betel nut girl： Um! Take it!

Pregnant woman： Hey! Taxi!

Pregnant woman： Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

Tommy： Where are you going?

Pregnant woman： Hospital, please.

Tommy： You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

Pregnant woman： Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

Tommy： Woo. Congratulations.

Pregnant woman： Thank you.

Pregnant woman： (screaming)

Tommy： Are you ok?

Pregnant woman： (screaming)

Tommy： Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

Pregnant woman： (screaming)

Tommy： We’re almost there.

Pregnant woman： (screaming)

Tommy： Here we are.

Pregnant woman： Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?

Tommy： Aren’t you going into labor?

Pregnant woman： Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

Tommy： What? Well, what were you just doing?

Pregnant woman： Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

Tommy： Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.

Tommy： This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!

Robber： Get out of here, quickly!

Tommy： A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.

Tommy： Where do you want to go?

Robber： Shut up! Just drive!

Tommy： Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

Robber： Shut up! Just drive your car.

Tommy： Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

Robber： Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

Tommy： Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

Robber： STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

Tommy： OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

Robber： .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.

Tommy： Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.

Robber： Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!

Tommy： But…but…but….

Robber： Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!

Tommy： I don’t want to die yet.

The police： Beep~Beep~ stop the car.

Tommy： OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….

Police officer： Show me your license and registration.

Tommy： But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….

Police officer： I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.

Tommy： Not your business? But…

Police officer： Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.

Tommy： But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.

Police officer： And where is the robber?

Tommy： Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….

Police officer： See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.

Tommy： Sir! Sir!

Tommy： I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?

Tommy： Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student： To my home, please.

Tommy： Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.

Ghost student： Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.

Tommy： No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.

Ghost student： Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.

Tommy： Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?

Ghost student： That’s right.

Tommy： Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.

Ghost student： Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.

Tommy： Are you sure your home is here?

Ghost student： Yes. How much is it?

Tommy： Um…The total is 100 dollars.