高中英语幽默故事

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

"Plug in nose." is the answer.

Notes:

(1 ) be good at 擅长于

(2) copper n. 铜

(3) expectfully adv.期待地

Exercises:

译文

一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢？”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

“插在鼻子里！”儿子回答说。

根据短文选择正确答案：

① What is the mother good at?

A. seizing every chance to educate her son.

B. learning new things.

C. doing electric work.

D. doing house work.

② How old is her son?

A. two years old

B. three years old

C. four years old

D. five years old

③ What did she show to her son one day?

A. a plug

B. copper

C. two holes

D. her nose

④ What did the woman want her son to know?

A. to know about electricity

B. to know about copper

C. to know how to use a plug

D. to know about nose

⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?

A. in nose

B. in anything with two holes

C. in water

D. in a car

练习参考答案：

①A②B③A④C⑤A

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